Best Kiss Ever
July of 2005. One hot summer night, in the soft, misty rain. My heart was pounding so loud, I swear he could hear it. I'm not kidding, His face thisclose to mine. His lips, gingerly caressing my lips. A wave of jolting electricity went through my body when our mouths met. I swear I could have melted from that kiss!
Best Date Ever
I couldn't pick just one. September of 2004 and August of 2007. Different dates, obviously. What stands out the most about these dates is how happy I felt. How at ease we were with each other and how effortless our evenings were. There was laughter and seriousness and deep conversation. What there wasn't was expectations or agendas. I'm not knocking my other dates throughout the years by any means, I mean, I've had some pretty awesome dates in my life, it's just that these two, will always be special to me. And that makes them the best. -so far
Worst Kiss Ever
I was on a first date with someone that a friend had set me up with. (Yes I'm a glutton for punishment!) There was no attraction on my part, but I could tell he was interested in me. At any rate, when he went in for the kiss, I let him. Hey, what can I say? I'd had some wine and the mood was right. Or maybe I just wanted it to be right. Bleh! So he kisses me and right away I'm thinking to myself, "Make it stop! Make it stop!!!" First, he had bad breath. Not beer breath or liquor breath, just BAD breath. Second, I felt as if a dog had lapped my face -it was so wet. And third, he nearly choked me with his tongue down my throat, on my teeth, it was like I was getting a free teeth cleaning! That kids, was and still is to this day, the worst kiss ever!
Lamest Line used on me
Him- "Do you know what time it is?"
Me- "Um, it's ......"
Him- "No, it's time for me to show you what heaven is like. Follow me."
Me- No response. Just walked away. And then I laughed.
Best Line Used on Me -that worked!
Him - "Hi, I'm ...."
extends his hand out to mine
Me- shaking his hand say, "I'm Yvonne..."
Word of advice to the fellas, sometimes, less is more. -just saying.
Worst Date Ever
I went out with a guy once, that got super pissed when I refused to go down on him after he kissed me good night. He said, "Call me when you grow up, little girl." ----ha! I still laugh at that. What a moronic fool!
So those are but a few anecdotes of my dating life throughout the years. Pathetic right? Okay, now it's your turn. I can't be the only one playing this game. Where's the fun in that? Tell me at least one (more if you're willing) of your experiences from any of the categories I shared with you.
It's the weekend, kids! Go do something fabulous and fun! I know I will.