Men, the Married kind, and Me

I'm curious, do I have a sign on my face that screams, "Desperate"!!!!? I have been getting hit on by nothing but MARRIED men lately! It's really getting on my nerves! What the hell???

"No I don't want your number!"
 "No, I won't go out with you!",
Why???
"Um, because you are MARRIED!!!!"

Funny how they "forget" that part! Ugh! Scum! Some men are blatant about it too, they don't care if you know or not that they are married. This one man, lets call him Asshole, came up to me at a baseball game, he was wearing a wedding band. So I'm cool at first, I mean, I'm not so superficial as to think that every man that approaches me wants to hit on me right? Right. So he starts chatting with me and mind you, I noticed the ring from miles away! (women have a knack for that sort of stuff you know!) Well, he gets thisclose to my face and starts telling me all kinds of crap!

"You're the best thing I've seen all day!"
 "You're so pretty I can't concentrate on the ball game."
 and, wait for it, "I'd really like to hit a grand slam with you, let's get outta here..."

Bahahahahahaha! Seriously? That's the best you could do?  I proceeded to ask him if his wife would be joining us. "Now why do you have to bring me down like that?" was his reply. Um, yeah, buh-bye! Oh my god! The next guy I encountered at a mutual friend's house party. We'll call him Asshole #2.  His wife was actually at the SAME party! He kept pawing me and leering at me all night and even tried to corner me and kiss me. I threatened telling his wife who was only in the next room. He told me I was "No fun!" and walked away laughing. Call me Debbie Downer then, LOSER!  The rest of the men are not even worth mentioning in this post.  I swear, some married men are ridiculously stupid! (Not to be confused with all men are stupid) If you aren't going to bother taking the vows seriously, then why bother getting married in the first place? I don't get it.  I know there are women out there that actually don't mind dating/seeing/screwing (whatever you want to label it) a married man. Some actually prefer a married man over a single man. Why? I dunno.  But I know women who are perfectly happy with that kind of arrangement.  Hey, whatever makes you happy, but it's so one-sided, not to mention just wrong! Not to mention Karma will seek revenge and I'm not a fan of pissing her off! Yeah, Karma's a woman, didn't you know that?  Oh yeah!  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.   I don't know what kind of vibe I'm emitting either!  But for the past month it seems the ONLY kind of men that have been asking me out, coming on to me, trying to grope me, are the married kind! (with the exception of Ball Cap Guy, but then, we all know how great that turned out) 

Hmm, maybe I need to change my perfume.

It's Wednesday guys! The weekend is right around the corner.  See it?
 
Be good.