We all remember the cheesy '80's movie, "Karate Kid" right? And of course we rememeber, "Wax on, Wax off!" right? Of course we do! So as I was sitting in traffic hell this evening. I got a terrible itch on the side of one of my breasts. Very annoying! I scratched but the itch just wouldn't go away. Ugh, frustration! "I can't wait to get home and yank this thing off!" I thought to myself. Had I not been surrounded by 18-wheelers I would have unsnapped the strap and just flung it in my backseat! Seriously. I don't think men realize how very uncomfortable wearing a bra can be. Think about it, they (the breasts) are confined all day. Sometimes the underwire will dig into your skin. Or other times, the stupid straps, no matter how much you tighten them, just fall on your arm! And you're left to keep picking it up every few minutes! They need air, room to breathe and feel free! At least mine do! And not to brag or anything but I'm not "small" in that area. And since I can't get away with not wearing a bra (are you kidding? I'd be arrested for indecent exposure!)I count the minutes until I can get home and release the girls. -The Girls. Who thought of that? I don't like to call them that, and I don't name them either. They're breasts. That's it.
Ladies? Are you with me on this?
So yeah, this is what I was thinking about on my drive home.
Thanks Mr. Miyagi!
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I hate regular bras, and I hate not wearing a bra, so I wear sports bras at home all day and a torture bra when I go out. Sometimes I forget however, and there I am at the store with boobs hanging down jiggling away.
Belle - "Torture bra" that's funny! I have a super, duper, extra-strength work-out bra that I love and wish I could wear during my non-gym hours! But it's too ugly and restricted!
hahahaha im still laughing!!! you know.. i used to have to SLEEP with a bra and in those days i didnt have very comfortable ones!
somehow i just cannot be comfortable in a sports bra.. they dont do anything for me. They just squish my boobs into a very unfeminine mass on my chest! and they offer NO support at all!! i guess im so used to underwires.
ohhhh lawdy....when i discovered padded bras.. it felt SO WEIRD.
i dunno. i sleep without them and i cannot go bra less... like you :( so im stumped. GAH.
id like to see them used as a weapon of mass destruction!!!
I prefer sports bras cuz I'm a guy.
Go Yvonne! WHOA!
Go Belle! WHOA!
Go LyDe! WHOA!
I can relate to what you wrote here, Yvonne. I sometimes get an itch that I can't scratch and, as you put it, "can't wait to get home and yank this thing off!" (LOL)
Sorry about that!
I'm still reeling over that Empty Sex post...wondering how Yvonne got Cinderita, Belle and me to open up and spill TMI about our sex lives! How do you do it, Yvonne? Are you related to Joan Rivers?
I totally agree, woman! When I step in my house, the first thing that comes off are my shoes (note stack of them by the front door) and then the bra. Bras had to have been invented by the same insane fool who made heels and pantyhose.
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hee hee..I have to admit...I am still laughing!!! And you might hate me for saying this, but I love love LOVE wearing bras. Love them! L.O.V.E. Them! LOL
Oh yes, and Shady..I gotta agree. Was I drunk when I left that comment on the Empty Sex post? I mean seriously.
Cinderita.. God love ya, cuz we all do, too! But are you on crack?? I think you have to be the first person I have ever heard say that.
If I'm not overstepping I'd like to introduce a related thread. It would help me greatly with my research if you ladies would take turns describing in great detail how much you love to wear tight corsets, garter belts (black preferably), and sheer nylon stockings. Oh...and those 6-inch Stiletto heels! Please don't forget to mention those!
So...who wants to go first?
Ehhhhh I could go without a bra but I don't like to, now after many years of finally getting these breasts. Seriously it took me 6-7 YEARS just to get up to a B...I worked hard for these.
I love the bras that I have because except for the strapless bras there is no under or push up and the few padded ones I have make me look bigger.
Or I can just throw on one of the camis that have a built in bra and just wear that.
So I guess being smaller on top isn't that bad.
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lol -you guys crack me up!
How on earth do you 'love' wearing bras Cinderita??? Gross! lol
Israel - yeah, you seem the "sports bra" kind of guy! ha!
Shady -you got jokes today! lol
Krissy - Right? I've never heard anyone say they love wearing bras either! lol
LD - I hate sleeping with my bra on! You poor thing!
Adorkable - You're lucky! I can't just thrown any cami on like you! I have to search hell and high water to find some that will fit me properly!
That was my mom's solution for the perky boobs i have.. i guess they worked. BUT THE TORTURE!!! I HATE THEM!!!LOL
I hadn't noticed yvonne-writingmylifeaway.blogspot.com before in my searches!
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Anon- Thanks! Come back soon! Glad you liked it!
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