Sunday, May 8, 2011
A Party, Sex in the Bathroom Proposition, Mother's Day -My Week-end Wrap Up!
Hello kids! How's everyone's weekend been? Great I hope! First and foremost, Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies of the world! You are all truly amazing, amazing, amazing! I applaud you for your selflessness and ability to make "everything okay". I spent the day with the sibs and my mom. Spoiling her is fun! I just wish she'd let us do it more often.
Well, it's official, I'm back in my home and back in my room! Words cannot express the relief and the utter happiness I felt sleeping in my own bed last night, for the first time in six weeks! The downside is that I have to clean the inside of my car. It's got tons of clothes and shoes and who knows what else in there!
Saturday night I went to a friend's 40th birthday party. It was a Hawaiian themed-Luau. Good times! Tons of people, lots of mingling, lots of food, yummy adult-beverages with little umbrellas, and the guests were encouraged to wear "Luau" attire. Sounds fun right? Well it was! Except (come on, you knew that was coming) for being propositioned to have sex in the upstairs bathroom at the party. I'm sooo NOT a prude. Truly I'm not. I've had sex in pretty random places and am all for spontaneity but it's not like that with us. We were just playing around. We always do when we see each other. That being said, some men have a lot of nerve assuming that you will drop your panties just because you happened to make-out with them or share a quick kiss or maybe even a flirt here and there. How that translates to "Come in with me so we can *insert expletive here* --we're all adults, use your imagination as to what he said. To be fair, I do flirt with this guy whenever I see him, but it's all in fun. And he knows this. I thought he was kidding when he suggested it, but when I realized he was serious, I walked away. A litany of text messages later, he says he was kidding and that in actuality he wanted me to go for a drive with him. I'm giggling just recalling what happened. But I'm the one to blame. I was called a tease and was told, "You don't know what you're missing." Seriously? Oh but I do! Sigh, silly boys. Have they not learned anything about women? No of course not. Example, a different guy, on a different occasion, professed how he was in a new relationship and things are "going great", and he loved her to death! But he was "horny" and she was out of town and well, she didn 't do the "phone-sex" thing. Um, so you love your new girlfriend, but call someone else because you can't get yourself off or wait until she comes back? Ugh! Ok so never mind that I'm utterly crazy about guy No. 2, that's beside the point. My point is why call me if you have someone? If you're "so happy"? Why do that? In this instance, I know it was because he knows I'm crazy about him. They don't have a clue do they? Am I wrong here? Help a sister out.
Finally, I drank a bit too much last night and woke up parched and dehydrated and very tired. On my agenda for today was tons of water and ideally, sleep, but it being Mother's Day and all, that had to wait. The bright side to this Sunday, besides celebrating da mommas, was that the LAKERS LOST! That's right. I said it. I can't stand them and am so happy they are out! :)
Well kids, that's it. I'm going to go pass out now in my comfy bed. Bed at last, bed at last! Thank God Almighty, I've got my bed at last!