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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

How do you spell Relax? W-I-N-E!

...or if you're like my friend Alex, S-E-X!  I'm inclined to agree with him, but since the rations in "reserves" have been exhausted, I'm stuck with wine.  Mental note to be on the hunt for my "fall back" guy.  I used to have one and one on reserve.  You know, in case the first one was not available.  What?  It's a dog eat dog world out there for us single women.  Can you blame me???  Enough.  Ok, so here I am, on my second glass of wine, after a long, exhausting and draining day at work.  I'm sleeping like a baby tonight for sure!  Apologies for my incessant rambling and being all over the place, but I'm really tired and have a lot on my mind.  I won't bore you with those things right now.  I'm saving that for another post.  Heh.  For this post, I want to discuss my dreams.  No, not the ones that you aspire,  but the ones that take over you mind when you're asleep.  Lately, well for the past three weeks to be exact.  I have been having recurring dreams.  Not the same one each time, but the same "theme", i.e. engaging in sex.  Lots of sex.  The dreams vary, sometimes I'm in bed with my "alleged" boyfriend.  Sometimes we're in the backseat of a car.  Sometimes in an elevator and oh yeah, a movie theater.  Ha! Are you laughing yet? I am.  The dreams seem so real.  I can see the person I'm with and it's never anyone that I know.  It is always my boyfriend though.  How do I know this? Because he and I talk during our sexcapades.  He tells me he loves me and I tell him the same thing.  And afterwards (yes, some of the dreams have "cuddling" sessions) we just lay together and...talk.  Then I wake up.  WTF???

What do you think it means?  I'm baffled.  I googled it because doesn't everyone?  But that was of no use to me.  It just said that I am exploring my inhibitions.  Um, okay...

So does it mean that I'm secretly longing for tons and tons of sex?  Hmm... It HAS been a while since my last sexcapade.  And I already know I'm a sexual person.  There's only been one person that I have literally frozen with and just lay there.  And that was because I was so self-conscious of my body and my ahem, skills.  He was this totally hot and sexy man that I happened to fall in love with.  He was my "bad boy".  Sigh, anyway, other than HIM, I do just fine, thank you!  I told my friend Alex about this and he thinks it's my body telling me "it's time to get down and dirty"  Yeah he really said that.  He's a man.  My friend Francesca thinks I'm "yearning" for someone to love.  As in a boyfreind.  Bleh.  I just think I'm sexually frustrated is all.

I'm interested in hearing what your theories are.

Well kids, it's been fun but I'm out of wine and very sleepy.

Night night.

12 comments:

Belle said...

I dream about sex if I haven't had it lately for some reason or other. I love it when I dream about movie stars.

Yes, I would bet you would also love to have a good relationship as well as sex. I mean, who wouldn't? Totally normal.

Insomniac #4 said...

From what I understand, dreams reveal a subconscious desire for something we don't/can't/won't consciously admit to needing. I think Kazehana told me that. I dunno. Sometimes it's not as obvious or tangible, like maybe you don't exactly need 'sex' as much as adventure or companionship or simply to feel attractive.

Or maybe I'm overanalyzing and you just need to get laid in the craziest and most scandalous ways imaginable! LOL

Yvonne said...

Belle- You do??? Oh good! I'm not the only one!!! :)

Insomniac - bahahahaha! I am incined to agree with your last assertion. Are you kidding??? Who says no to scandalous sex??? :) But I also find validity in your suggestion that maybe I'm craving for something I don't have in my life.

Kelley said...

I'm blushing! :) I totally think it is because you miss the intimacy and desire it very much. I hope your dream boyfriend materializes soon! You deserve him!

Krissy said...

You're out of wine? What the hell kind of house are you running over there? :)

I have some strange dreams too, but I'll go with the fact that you just need to get some. I think I do, too! I won't even ask for a pity party for how long it's been here.

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Katie @ Chicken Noodle Gravy said...

I have sex dreams about celebrities usually. Not hot celebrities. Weird celebrities, like Howie Mandell. I've never told anyone but my husband that...

Moving right along...yeah, I think you're right. Sounds just like a little case of sexual frustration to me. :)

Yvonne said...

Katie- haha! You know, I don't dream about celebrities! Weird.

Yvonne said...

Kelley- awww, don't blush! ha! i thnk it means something along those lines too.

Krissy- hahahaha! i just meant i was done with my second glass of wine. i'm never out of wine supply! -shudder at the thought! ;)

Elliot Grace said...

...as mentioned above, I believe dreams to be portals used by our subconscious as a playground for mischievous thoughts. Where the spirits come out to play.

Apparently yours is currently on a naughty streak ;)

El

Yvonne said...

Elliot- Too funny! Yeah, a "naughty streak", I'll go with that. Thank you for your comment and the follow! Welcome to my life of crazy! :)

Jennifer Hillier said...

I love your honesty. :)

I think sexual frustration has a lot do with it, but it's also more than sex, it's the intimacy you might be needing. Which, as we know, can be very powerful when combined with sex. I think sex is always better when there's intimacy. :)

Yvonne said...

Jennifer- Thanks! Yes you are sbsolutely right. Sex IS always better when there is intimacy. More than that, I'm craving intimacy but not just sexually, but spiritually, emotionally, intellectually... on all of those levels.