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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Men, the Married kind, and Me

I'm curious, do I have a sign on my face that screams, "Desperate"!!!!? I have been getting hit on by nothing but MARRIED men lately! It's really getting on my nerves! What the hell???

"No I don't want your number!"
 "No, I won't go out with you!",
Why???
"Um, because you are MARRIED!!!!"

Funny how they "forget" that part! Ugh! Scum! Some men are blatant about it too, they don't care if you know or not that they are married. This one man, lets call him Asshole, came up to me at a baseball game, he was wearing a wedding band. So I'm cool at first, I mean, I'm not so superficial as to think that every man that approaches me wants to hit on me right? Right. So he starts chatting with me and mind you, I noticed the ring from miles away! (women have a knack for that sort of stuff you know!) Well, he gets thisclose to my face and starts telling me all kinds of crap!

"You're the best thing I've seen all day!"
 "You're so pretty I can't concentrate on the ball game."
 and, wait for it, "I'd really like to hit a grand slam with you, let's get outta here..."

Bahahahahahaha! Seriously? That's the best you could do?  I proceeded to ask him if his wife would be joining us. "Now why do you have to bring me down like that?" was his reply. Um, yeah, buh-bye! Oh my god! The next guy I encountered at a mutual friend's house party. We'll call him Asshole #2.  His wife was actually at the SAME party! He kept pawing me and leering at me all night and even tried to corner me and kiss me. I threatened telling his wife who was only in the next room. He told me I was "No fun!" and walked away laughing. Call me Debbie Downer then, LOSER!  The rest of the men are not even worth mentioning in this post.  I swear, some married men are ridiculously stupid! (Not to be confused with all men are stupid) If you aren't going to bother taking the vows seriously, then why bother getting married in the first place? I don't get it.  I know there are women out there that actually don't mind dating/seeing/screwing (whatever you want to label it) a married man. Some actually prefer a married man over a single man. Why? I dunno.  But I know women who are perfectly happy with that kind of arrangement.  Hey, whatever makes you happy, but it's so one-sided, not to mention just wrong! Not to mention Karma will seek revenge and I'm not a fan of pissing her off! Yeah, Karma's a woman, didn't you know that?  Oh yeah!  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.   I don't know what kind of vibe I'm emitting either!  But for the past month it seems the ONLY kind of men that have been asking me out, coming on to me, trying to grope me, are the married kind! (with the exception of Ball Cap Guy, but then, we all know how great that turned out) 

Hmm, maybe I need to change my perfume.

It's Wednesday guys! The weekend is right around the corner.  See it?
 
Be good.

18 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Oh wow, I am at a loss for words here. I agree with you though, Karma will get them!!!

Jo-Anne Rambling said...

Oh yeah there are so lousy creepy guys out there, my sister has been on and off again with this guy who always gives me the creeps the way her will touch me and tell me how great and beautiful I am.....I am getting the creeps just writing about him.....

I also have another sister who in the past had an affair with a married man and yes she was married to her first husband at the time it started. She is now married to another guy but seperated and living with some other bloke.......

Next time a married guy hits on you ask him nicely if he thinks you smell nice and when he answers you tell him you are wearing POINI.....Piss Off I'm Not Interested

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Oh Yvonne, you're so accurate to call them Assholes #1, 2...That made me laugh. They are scum. I don't get it either and fully agree with you. If you wanna play the field, don't get married. Jerks!
Hang in there!
xoRobyn

Random Girl said...

Yep, happens to me all the time. I don't know why either. I think it's because I smile a lot, that must be it, total green light or something...geesh! I feel your pain. At least the last married guy that hit on me offered to pay me..oh...um.. wait, that makes it worse then huh? crap! I declined for the record in case anyone was wondering.

Alessandra said...

What a bunch of pigs. I don't get the party guy, didn't his wife see him? Party or not, I always know where my husband is and what he's doing when we're out. I guess there's a lot of scum bags where you live...

Jewels said...

Oh do I feel your pain. I am constantly getting married men hitting on me. I am friendly and flirty by nature and apparently that reads as "I'm down with married men" because they come on hard, strong, and often. It is not easy to fend off all the time, it gets old and starts to wear on you. I just remind myself that it is them who are breaking their vows, them who are acting inappropriately and that I have nothing to feel bad about.

Belle said...

My husband once asked some guys at work why they fool around on their wives. They used to ask him to go to the bar with them and find a girl. They told him they wanted some excitement, something new.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

ALL men are pigs. What's new?

Yvonne said...

OT- YOU are at a loss for words??? ahaha, just messing w/ya OT!

Jo-Anne - LMAO! I love it!

Robyn- Agreed!

RG- Oh I've had those "offers" as well! Maybe it IS because I'm always smiling, they see it as a "green" light as you say. Meh! Silly boys!

Alessandra- I dunno! I don't think she was totally clueless but, you never know! Ha! There are quite a bit of scum here, but it's not all bad.

Jewels- Yeah, I try to look at it from that perspective as well.

Belle- excuses, excuses!

Israel- Ay, ay, ay!!! :)

Cinderita said...

I wish I could say something that would help, but as you know...this is something I am quite familiar with and I haven't quite figured out how to deal with it myself...

Kelley said...

That is disturbing! Some men are so stupid.

Yvonne said...

Rita- No worries. The fact that we share this conundrum, is enough. hahaha!

Kelley- Isn't it? lol And yes, some men are very stupid!

The Frisky Virgin said...

SOB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, Yvonne, what are we single gals gonna do?! I mean, this is ridiculous! Why did these men even get married?!?!?!?!?! Are there ANY marrying-types out there anymore?!?! I mean, I believe there are, but where they are hiding is beyond me.

Ugh. So revolting!

Yvonne said...

FV- I have not a clue! I wish I knew!

getyourselfconnected said...

When you asked if his wife was going to be joining, you were lucky he was not like "That would be even better!!! Let's go!"

Yvonne said...

GYC- ahahaha! classic!

Totsymae said...

Weird. Sometimes you just become a magnet for certain types. I was a magnet for short men at one point. Not that I've gotta have them a certain height but it hit me that I had a bunch looking at me in such a short period of time. Good thing was they weren't married :-)

Yvonne said...

ha! i attract men who are 6'0 or taller. i'm only 4'11!!! lol