Tuesday, June 7, 2011

"What are you wearing?" -The Phone-Sex Mysteries

In the spirit of the latest political scandal caused by yet ANOTHER man's stupidity, let me share this oldie but goodie with you.  I wrote this last fall.

What is it with men and their obsession with phone sex? It baffles me how so "into" it they are.  I personally get nothing out of it. It just does nothing for me. Men are visual creatures. So, wouldn't it make more sense for them to be more into watching porn or actually having contact with someone real, something tangible? With phone sex, you can't see the person, you can't touch the person, it's all about imagination and interpretation. Now, not all men I know are fans of phone sex. But those are very far and few between. My good friend *Gustabo for instance, told me last summer that he "thought" he had had phone sex for the first time ever! He wasn't sure.  He proceeded to tell me how it transpired and a little of what was said during his conversation with a girl he had been casually dating for a few months.  I couldn't help but laugh because he genuinely was clueless about it. And I found that endearing somehow. I remember asking him if

1. He enjoyed it and
2. If it aroused him.

He said he enjoyed it because it brought her pleasure but he himself, was not aroused. See? Not all men. By contrast, I have a "special" friend whom I just adore to pieces! This said "special" friend would call me or text me, soley to engage in a little "down and dirty talk" He used to tell me I was really good at it and always managed to get him off.  That used to blow me away (no pun intended) because I didn't agree with him. First of all, I had never done that with anyone, ever.  Until him.   But what can I say? When you're crazy about someone you will do anything they want just to please them, because you want to make them happy.  And I did, make him happy, over and over and over again. Just call me the "Happy Fairy". Our phone interludes went on for years. Thus allowing me to perfect my newly found talent. ha! Now I'm an old pro! But the weird thing? I never became aroused when I did it or while I did it. I faked it. I was so good I deserved an Academy Award on acting abilities alone! I just never found it to be a turn-on for me. Well, ok, I actually enjoyed the "power" I had when I got him off.  But it wasn't enough for me to actively participate and get pleasure out of it for myself. I haven't done that  for anyone else since. I don't know that I ever will.  Maybe. Who knows?   Sorry boys. Not just anyone can be privy to my special power that is my voice. That's what my "special friend" would tell me turned him on at first. My voice.  He said it was very sexy. Which if you knew me, you'd laugh hysterically like I did when he told me. I hate my voice! But to be honest, he's not the only one that's told me that before. And no, I'm not being cocky. I'm anything but cocky. So I deal with the public on the phone daily and a lot of our clients (in the law firm you pervs!) compliment my voice. Men moreso than women. Hmm, maybe I found my new career. Kidding, kidding.
Okay, I've gone off (hehe, no pun intended -again) on a tangent. So, tell me, what is the allure to this phone sex phenom? What keeps you returning for more? And by no means am I saying that there is anything wrong with that. If that's your thing, have at it! I'm just wondering what the seduction is all about. What? Don't judge. I realize I may catch a lot of flack and judgment because of this post but really, I can't worry about that, love me, hate me, it's all relative in the grand scheme of things isn't it?  Besides, I know you're just jealous.

8 comments:

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Yeah, phone sex is pretty weird. Like Gustabo, I didn't realize I'd been party to it (once). The moment of realization came (no pun intended) when the guy I was talking to knocked down some furniture and said "Oh, it was just a lamp."
That's all I have to share about the subject. LOL.
xoRobyn

Jewels said...

I have engaged in phone sex and while it is in no way my favorite sexual act I enjoy it if it is the right time/situation. Would I rather have him there with me? Of course! If he can't be though I can totally make that work. I am blessed with an over active imagination that is very visual. If I close my eyes and his gruff voice tells me just what he wants to do to me, just what he wants me to do, and I reciprocate...I have no problems getting off touching myself to his words.

I haven't done that in a very long time but I have never had a complaint from a man about it and like you had a "special friend" that I used to do this with often. It can be especially thrilling when I got a surprise call when I still worked in an office and I stayed quiet while he told me just what I was going to come home to...it can be a nice preview. :)

Jewels'NaughtyNothings

Belle said...

I've never had phone sex, but one of my daughters does it with her husband when he is out of town. Well, whatever works!

Alessandra said...

Uhm, not my thing, but I do enjoy it when my husband says naughty things to me...

Cinderita said...

I have to admit..I love it. If it's with the right guy who has a sexy voice...That I can do. (No pun intended). I like to think that phone sex is just like a phone sex call in show on the radio...I can be in my grubbiest clothes and if I can manage to get a guy off (which I almost always have) then I'm good to go. I dunno..there's something very sexy about it...I can't really explain it. I'd have to call you. haha!

Yvonne said...

Robyn - ha! Wow!

Jewels - Indeed! :)

Belle - you should try it with your hubby! hehehehe :)

Alessandra - that's a good thing!

Rita - bahahaha! Very true, there IS something sexy about it.

Titillation said...

it is something i've done & i do enjoy it on occasion. call me strange.

Yvonne said...

Titillation - Thanks for the follow and welcome to my world! I wouldn't call you "strange" -as I said, I enjoyed at times as well. But then, I've only done it with that one person, so what do I know? lol Your new blog rocks!