Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Got Blow-job?

I read a post tonight about finding ways to make time to blog. Sandra at www.absolutelynarcissism.com/ did a guest post about that at canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com/ .  One of the ways to find more time to blog she suggests, is to offer your spouse/lover/significant other/random guy, a blow-job.  Which of course, led me to think about all kinds of crazy things.  For instance, men really are that simple aren't they?  The mere mention of the word, "blow-job" and they are like puddy in our hands -er, bad choice of words, sorry.  So anyway, all this got me to think about the very first time I ever did it -the blow-job.  First of all, who came up with that name? I  don't like it.  I  tried to come up with something equally powerful but failed miserably. So the name stays.  Back to my story, the first time I ever did it I totally sucked at it.  Oops, there I go again, bad choice of words.  Lets just say I was pretty bad.  I didn't know what I was doing and there were teeth involved.  What? He got over it.  Nothing broke.  I've since perfected my act.  And I get no complaints.  Of course, who I choose to "gift" with this act are a select few.  I refer to them as the lucky ones.  But really, is there such a thing as a bad blow-job?  I personally think that any man would just be so grateful to have you go down on them that they wouldn't care if you were bad at it, at all.  At least, that's what I think.  What do you think?  I've had many a discussion with some of my guy friends about this topic.  Doesn't everyone?  The majority agree that there really is no such thing as a bad blow-job but then there is a small minority that say that they have had bad experiences. When I asked for examples, they told me sometimes women used too much teeth, or squeezed too hard or bit them or there was not enough spittage (their word, not mine).  Hmm, interesting.  I then asked them if the offer of a blow-job trumped everything else.  All except one guy gave me a hearty, "Hell yes!"  The one guy that said no, told me in confidence, that he didn't like getting them.  Wait. What? Really? At all??? "No.  It does nothing for me." Which led me to a whole different conversation that I will leave for another post.  In the meantime, thank you Sandra and Canadian Blogger Girl for inspiring me to write about this and for bringing up bittersweet memories.

12 comments:

BlackLOG said...

But really, is there such a thing as a bad blow-job?
John Wayne Bobbitt , would probably not agree*….

And then there is this case. Your friend who was not a fan, have you checked his manhood status….does he avoid racoons….was he perhaps married to Lorena Bobbitt?



* OK, so it was cut off, but for artistic purposes lets go with it as a bite....

Average Girl said...

Oh blow jobs... they are over-rated for women and under-rated for men... Now missy, choose something that the women can go "hurrah" too... I have a few choice things popping thru my head... :)

Anonymous said...

I've heard a couple of men not like them, however, they always lied about it to keep their man card. Nice blog

Jewels said...

I don't go around giving blow jobs willy nilly but I actually really enjoy giving them. I know most people think this is a desperate plee for attention but it's so true. I hold all the power, all the control, and I love making him crazy. I've been told I'm good at it, never had any complaints, and I think enthusiasm for the task makes any skills I have at it that much better.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

It's like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Annah said...

Never heard of a man not liking it. Hmmm weird.

But less work for you if you stumble across one of those! ;)

Yvonne said...

Black Log- Ha! Thanks for dropping by!

AG- Oh I can think of many things for women but the topic last night was about the hombres. :)

Anonymous- Thanks! And yes, some men totally lie for fear of "man card revocation" lol

Jewels - The control is a rush for me.

Israel - hahaha *high five* on that one!

Annah- Yeah, I was a bit surprised at that as well. Less work indeed chica! haha

Cinderita said...

I was going to say the same thing Israel said. I know it's like pizza. Blow jobs. good. bad. no man will ever turn one down, and even when it's bad..it's still good for them. Yes, there's teeth involved. Which can be unpleasant i would imagine. But...it's pizza. Hello. I myself have perfected my performance. And any man who is fortunate enough to have my mouth on his..willy nilly (as Jewels said), never needs to eat cold pizza again.

:)

Yvonne said...

Rita - bahahahhaa! Amen sister!

Sandra said...

Yup. Blow jobs really are the way to rule the world. Forget about the blog Yvonne, go big!
And just for the record, I made no mention in my post about blowing any old random guy! ....still laughing my ass off at that sentence!
You're so funny!
I'm so glad you are such a nice person and so good to me and my blog! I heart you!

Yvonne said...

Sandra - Awww! I *heart* you too! And I love your blog! Ha! I know, I know, I just added the "old random guy" in for good measure!

The Adorkable Ditz said...

No comment... haha

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