Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Here's To You Mrs. Robinson!

It's not so much that I mind getting hit on by younger men or "attracting" younger men. My gripe is with their mentality or lack thereof. I know, I know, "mentality"!! lol I'm just so tired of the games and the bullshit! Truly. Finished. Fed up.

Case in point: Lately, I have been dating nothing but younger men! Not intentionally, not because I prefer it, but merely by coincidence or bad Karma -pick one! lol So upon making contact with me whether it be in person or via internet or phone, they automatically ask one or all of these three questions (in no particular order) 1. Are you wet? 2. When is the last time you had sex? (I guess they are snooping trying to find out how desperate I am) and 3. What's your favorite sexual position? -Just the other night, after a great time out with friends, I drove home and while driving, this guy I have been talking to for a couple of weeks calls me. Nothing unusual about that since we've been chatting quite frequently. We just haven't met yet and now never will. So sure enough, five minutes into the conversation he springs the three aforementioned questions at me. Not missing a beat! He proceeds to ask me over to his place to "watch a movie"....uh after declining his oh most inviting invitation I hang up and begin hyperventilating. -Ok, not really. But I'm dramatic like that.
What a disappointment! This guy was 10 years younger than me but seemingly mature. -Ha, joke's on me! I guess what makes me so mad is the fact that I am not looking for a one night stand or a "quick fix" (somebody actually told me that) or am not desperate enough to screw the first guy that comes into my life just for the sake of screwing!!! (I may have to re-think this though because it's been a LONG.TIME. and well, times are rough!) And when I decline their "oh so" inviting invitation, THEY are indignant! I am the tease!! I am the prude, I am the one with the problem!

And they always, always bring up my age. The guy from last night told me "I thought women your age were nymphos because your sex drive is always running"...WTF? Seriously?? Ugh!!! I'm not saying only younger men do this. Because come on ALL men do it. It's just that with me, it seems to be the norm these days that younger men seek me out.

I clearly tell them what I want, what I'm looking for and what I won't put up with. And yet, they keep seeking me out!!! Oh and they all say the same thing, "I'm not looking for "just sex" or my personal favorite "I don't play games..." Riiiiight!

I do love that I attract younger men though! It does wonders for the ego(ever aging that it is!) and I like the fact that when meeting me for the first time they thnk I'm younger than what I actually am. But that’s usually as far as it goes because their "instrument" between their legs takes on a mind of its own and well, we all know what happens then! My friends call me "Mrs. Robinson" in jest. Though I think some of them are secretly jealous! *she writes laughing hysterically!*

Ah well, what are you going to do? As irritating, obnoxious, exasperating as they are, they are or can also be the most wonderful, exhilarating, sexiest creatures in the world. So for every loser that I have encountered, there’s a winner waiting in the wings for me. I just know it!


The Adorkable Ditz said...

Yeah I get older guys because well, apparently I look older. And why do men think with only their lower head a lot of the time (not all men)?


Mynx said...

I had been tossing around the idea of a post about this stuff myself. With an iPod app I have, I have met heaps of younger guys anon and it seems that finding a "cougar" is some sort of trophy. I actually had a guy less than 5 years younger than me tell me he had a "thing for older women" Excuse me??
I will admit, they are good for the ego but my one and only time I actually dated a younger guy was a disaster.

Shady Del Knight said...

These days many men are obsessed with soccer moms, MILFs and cougars because TV, movies and porn have been pushing the notion in recent years that all women are sex crazed, but especially older women. (I want to stress that I have NO first hand knowledge of porn. A FRIEND once told me about it.)

Yvonne, please be careful out there. You never know when you're going to meet the next charming Ted Bundy. Stay safe. Keep your girlfriends close. Alright?

Belle said...

I'm glad I dated in the 1960s. I never had a guy say those kind of things to me.

Cinderita said...

I'd have to start this by saying that Belle is so lucky to have not heard those comments. To you Yvonne, I've been there too. I get a lot of those too. I had a lover for several months who was 26 and I had just turned 40 and it was hot. He wasn't somebody I would've hung out with but he was very sweet and thought I hung the moon. So that was nice. However, there is something about a man who knows the right time to say those things. I love hearing such things, but frankly, not before I've met them. I'd have to also agree with Shady, there is something about it. I look about 32 and am actually 41 so I get a lot of younger men hitting on me. And it's fun, but not always for long term. However, having said that, I have nothing against dating/having a relationship with someoen who is 10 years younger. And I'll be honest, at this point, age isn't really an issue for me provided he doens't breach the age barrier...50+. LOL
Good luck!!