Heeee's Baaaack!

So if you follow my blog on a regular basis you will remember that a few days ago, I wrote about something that happened to me on my birthday weekend of fun! Specifically, how I met a guy, we hit it off and made plans to go out, and then poof! He disappeared. Remember now? Good. Well, I was beside myself because I couldn't believe he would just do a "Houdini" on me like that! But alas, he did. So I did what any woman who's just been "Houdinied" would do, I deleted all text messages as well as his number from my cell phone. Hmmpf! That will teach him! (truly, I know it won't but give me a break, it's all I have right now) Where was I? Oh yeah, so almost two weeks later, I get a text today from a number I don't recognize. The text said, "Hi Yvonne, it's Gustabo, so did you win big money in Lousiana? Sorry I didn't text you back the other day, been busy." Upon seeing his name, I realized who it was. The other day??? Um, no try like almost two weeks ago!!! Ugh! Men!!! I read his text again and just started laughing, loudly. My boss who happened to be passing by as I did this, looked at me with a look that said, "What's so funny? Wait. Don't tell me just get back to work" Really, I know that's what he was thinking! So anyway, I was all indignant talking to myself, "Really Gustabo? Really? You disappear from the face of the earth without so much as a "See ya!" and now you want to talk? Or text rather. I don't think so. Of course, I didn't come to this conclusion on my own. My friend Carla interjected her thoughts. "Fuck him! No soup for him!" Ahahaha, I loved it!!!! And of course I didn't respond. Momma didn't raise no fool!