In my futile, yet ongoing quest to find someone to go out with that isn't a creep, or a stalker, or a man trapped in a man's body, but longing to be a woman, or a cheater, or a dead-beat dad, or an asshole (Can I picke-em or what? My list is endless), I have now resorted to playing it safe and decided to live vicariously through my single friends' dating lives instead. Tonight, I want to talk to you about Kendra. Kendra is an intelligent, beautiful, sexy and charming woman. She's got everything a man could ever want and more! So why is she still single, you ask? Good question. I wish I had a good answer for you. But I don't. It's a great mystery. Kind of like, when my family and friends, strangers even, ask me the exact same thing, "Why are you STILL single?" -except now they do it with a tinge of sadness in their voice. Oh wait. This is about Kendra. My bad. Ok, so Kendra is a hopeless romantic, she's never met a stranger, is not shy, will tell you exactly what she is feeling, when she is feeling it and why, and just totally rocks! Recently, she decided to give the ol' dating roulette another whirl. Her
Now I ask you, wtf was his problem? I've dated losers, idiots, scam artists, cheating liars, and the elusive, "great guy", and not one, has ever spoken to me like that or told me something so assinine in all of my dating life! Seriously guys? This is what you resort to? Good lord! No wonder we're still single!
Dating used to be fun. A long time ago. I think, I don't remember. I tend to weave fantasy with reality these days, when it comes to this subject.
What's a girl to do, I ask you!?